No, not The Host by Stephanie Meyers. Though I do have a few choice words for that sell-out. Humph. Anyway, I am speaking of the host from The Canterbury Tales. He's rude, he's stupid, he can't tell a good story from a door knob. He offended me greatly, HE CUT OFF MY FAVORITE STORY. I really liked Sir Topaz and then he told the story teller that he was BORING. He was NOT boring. I loved his story. Jackass.