I have come to the absolute conclusion that all biographies are dry. I don't care if I haven't read every biography in the world, they are all boring. Every single one of them. I don't care how close minded that sounds, it's my opinion. I read George W. Bush's biography- I know, I know- and let me tell you, that was one of the most boring things I have EVER read.
I've even read a biography on a fictional World of Warcraft character- STILL unbelievably dry and boring.
And yes I'm aware that only two biographies should turn me off of them forever, buuut they have. So. Boring. Dry. Boring. Dry. Boring. Dry. Someone dies and I cry. Repeat.
I HATE BIOGRAPHIES.